THE CONSERVATIVE HIPSTERS
Monday, October 18, 2004
POLITICS AS USUAL: DEAR LIMEY A##HOLES...
This is a classic. Tip o' the hat to Neale News for bring this article to my attention.
Apparently, the Guardian Unlimited, a UK news publication, has been encouraging Brits to send letters to undecided voters in Cook County in Ohio--which is widely regarded as a swing state. The letters are to explain to these targetted voters why the upcoming election is so important to those in other countries abroad, especially the U.K.
The responses (which were not limited to Cook County) were predictable. Click on the link to read them all, but I have a few choice ones for your reading pleasure. Please excuse the profanity, but I have cut them right out of the article:
"Have you not noticed that Americans don't give two shits what Europeans think of us? Each email someone gets from some arrogant Brit telling us why to NOT vote for George Bush is going to backfire, you stupid, yellow-toothed pansies ... I don't give a rat's ass if our election is going to have an effect on your worthless little life. I really don't. If you want to have a meaningful election in your crappy little island full of shitty food and yellow teeth, then maybe you should try not to sell your sovereignty out to Brussels and Berlin, dipshit. Oh, yeah - and brush your goddamned teeth, you filthy animals."
Wading River, NY
"Hey England, Scotland and Wales,Mind your own business. We don't need weenie-spined Limeys meddling in our presidental election. If it wasn't for America, you'd all be speaking German. And if America would have had a president, then, of the likes of Kerry, you'd all be goose-stepping around Buckingham Palace. YOU ARE NOT WANTED!! Whether you want to support either party. BUTT OUT!!! "
United States
"Keep your noses out of our business. As I recall we kicked your asses out of our country back in 1776. We do not require input from losers and idiots on who we vote for in our own country. Fuck off and die asshole!!!!!"
Knoxville, Iowa
Apparently, the Guardian Unlimited, a UK news publication, has been encouraging Brits to send letters to undecided voters in Cook County in Ohio--which is widely regarded as a swing state. The letters are to explain to these targetted voters why the upcoming election is so important to those in other countries abroad, especially the U.K.
The responses (which were not limited to Cook County) were predictable. Click on the link to read them all, but I have a few choice ones for your reading pleasure. Please excuse the profanity, but I have cut them right out of the article:
"Have you not noticed that Americans don't give two shits what Europeans think of us? Each email someone gets from some arrogant Brit telling us why to NOT vote for George Bush is going to backfire, you stupid, yellow-toothed pansies ... I don't give a rat's ass if our election is going to have an effect on your worthless little life. I really don't. If you want to have a meaningful election in your crappy little island full of shitty food and yellow teeth, then maybe you should try not to sell your sovereignty out to Brussels and Berlin, dipshit. Oh, yeah - and brush your goddamned teeth, you filthy animals."
Wading River, NY
"Hey England, Scotland and Wales,Mind your own business. We don't need weenie-spined Limeys meddling in our presidental election. If it wasn't for America, you'd all be speaking German. And if America would have had a president, then, of the likes of Kerry, you'd all be goose-stepping around Buckingham Palace. YOU ARE NOT WANTED!! Whether you want to support either party. BUTT OUT!!! "
United States
"Keep your noses out of our business. As I recall we kicked your asses out of our country back in 1776. We do not require input from losers and idiots on who we vote for in our own country. Fuck off and die asshole!!!!!"
Knoxville, Iowa
# posted by Anonymous : 1:57 p.m.
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